A Russian guy meets a girl in a supermarket and easily seduces her into sex
Some consider vulgar pickup lines like "Miss, would you like to try my sausage" to be guaranteed failures, but sometimes they work. A cutie from the supermarket's sausage department appreciated the self-confidence of the stranger-pickup artist and immediately went to his place for various forms of sex. The guy didn't lie: his sausage is of decent size and easily satisfies the girl.
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